Author: MM The Celebrant

I am a Humanist Celebrant Authorised to conduct legal weddings in Scotland. I can create a bespoke ceremony which will reflect your day your way! MM
Celebrations, hospitality, Review

Santa Lucia

MM The Celebrant

From the master of lyrics Caruso…

‘Tu sei l’impero dell’armonia!’

You are the kingdom of harmony,

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Humourist Funerals, Uncategorized

Humourist Funerals

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Should funerals be fun?

A funeral is about the wishes and beliefs of you and your loved one.

Whatever that may be!

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Baby's Names, poetry, Uncategorized

Lilibet

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Lilibet Lilibet
What’s in a name?
Doria Doria it’s just not the same
It’s too private and gracious
And won’t fan the flame!

If you’re starting a brand?
Then the tag line is crucial
But to trade on your Baby
Well, that’s downright Brutal!

Do they have no shame?
In this quest to stay ‘Private’
Yet pimp out their spawn
While the, dignified,
Stay Quiet!

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Relationships

Friends

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We’re in a state of being friends
This thing that we call bonds
How strong a link
How much the love
It’s so much more than fond!

We’ve know each other
Most our lives
We’re intertwined and woven
But never have we fallen out
Never were we broken!

When times are hard
And spirits fail
We pick each other up
We love, support and carry through
With a word, a thought, a touch!

So moving forward
We are strong
Together we are better
Until the end we’ll carry on
F R I E N D S…they come no better!

#friends

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Books, The Mental Pause

The Mental Pause – Hello!

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Listen to Rusty! GG

“Hello!”

Have you ever had a breakdown?

Imagine if it was your job to listen to head cases like me all day. 

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love, Poetry

Pink Moon

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Oh my…
My love, I saw the moon, and she revealed the truth
Of me, and you, and dreams so true
The lust, the lie, the loss!

When first I saw your handsome face
The sparkle in your eye
I loved you then
I love you now
But truth, it never lies!

You promised me the sun and stars
The sea, the tide, the sky
You took my soul
My heart
My life
But, in the end, love died!

Oh my…

Love!

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