7 Reasons Why You Should Wear Tartan to a Wedding
My Humorous Take on Embracing Your Inner Scotsman!
As a celebrant, I’ve seen it all at weddings—from the emotional vows to the dance-floor disasters.
But one thing that never fails to bring a smile to my face (and the faces of many guests) is when someone rocks up in tartan.
If you’re on the fence about it, here are seven slightly cheeky reasons why you should absolutely wear tartan to a wedding!
1. You’ll Be the Star of Every Photo (Sorry, Bride)
Let’s be real: tartan is like the VIP pass to the wedding photos. That bold, beautiful pattern is going to pop in every picture. In fact, you might outshine the bride! (OK, maybe don’t try that, but you will look memorable!) Plus, those “action shots” of you swishing your kilt on the dance floor? Instagram gold.
2. Built-in Air Conditioning
Planning to attend a summer wedding? While everyone else is overheating in their three-piece suits and cocktail dresses, you’ll be breezing through the day, quite literally. A kilt provides that all-important ventilation, perfect for those long ceremonies where it’s 30 degrees, but you’re still expected to sit like a saint.
3. Instant Credibility with Scotsmen
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that wearing tartan instantly elevates your status at any wedding (especially if it’s a Scottish one). It’s like being granted honorary Scotsman or Scotswoman status. You don’t even need to speak Gaelic. Just grab a whisky, nod seriously, and throw out the occasional “Aye”—you’ll be the crowd favorite in no time.
4. Dance Moves Look 10x Better in a Kilt
Whether you’re doing the ceilidh or just your own brand of “freeform interpretive dance,” everything looks more impressive with tartan flying around. A good kilt twirl on the dance floor can make you look like a professional—even if your two left feet tell a different story.
5. The Mystery of What’s Under the Kilt
Oh, the eternal question. Is it just tradition, or are you being a brave Scotsman and going “full regalia” – commando? Whatever you decide, the mystique alone will keep people talking about your attire long after the wedding. Just be prepared for some cheeky guests who might try to find out!
6. You’ll Never Lose Track of Your Clan
At big weddings, it’s easy to lose your group, but not if you’re wearing tartan! Your family and friends will spot you across the room in your distinct pattern. Plus, it makes it super easy for the photographer to gather all the clan members for a group photo. “Tartan folks, over here!”—sorted.
7. Because Regular Pants Are Boring
Why settle for trousers when you can wear a kilt? It’s got flair, it’s got history, and it’s the only formalwear where people don’t bat an eye if you show a little leg. Let’s face it: everyone else at the wedding is wearing the same old black, grey, or navy suits. You? You’re the life of the tartan party!
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So there you are!
Swing your kilt
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MM The Celebrant 