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Two Glasgow Icons

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Why The Trades Hall and The Merchant’s Hall Are Perfect for a Proper Glasgow Wedding

When it comes to Glasgow wedding venues, few places capture the city’s history, heart, and style quite like The Trades Hall and The Merchant’s Hall. These two architectural gems sit in the beating heart of the city, steeped in Glasgow’s story — from the days of the proud merchant traders to the modern couples who now celebrate their love under those same grand ceilings.

As MM The Celebrant, I’ve had the absolute pleasure of leading ceremonies in both, and let me tell you — they’re not just beautiful venues. They’re part of Glasgow’s soul.

The Trades Hall – Grandeur with Glasgow Heart

If you’re after a wedding that feels elegant yet unmistakably Glaswegian, The Trades Hall of Glasgow in the Merchant City delivers on every level.

Built in the late 1700s and still owned by The Trades House of Glasgow, the building is full of rich history — high ceilings, sweeping staircases, sparkling chandeliers, and centuries of craftsmanship. Every detail whispers tradition, but there’s nothing stuffy about it. It’s warm, romantic, and full of atmosphere.

As a humanist celebrant, I love The Trades Hall because it has that perfect mix — grandeur and intimacy. You can create a ceremony that feels personal and emotional, but still has all the wow-factor your guests will talk about for years.

Why couples love The Trades Hall:

  • Iconic architecture and jaw-dropping interiors.
  • Central Merchant City location, perfect for photos.
  • Ideal for humanist weddings and bespoke ceremonies.
  • A space that feels both historic and heartfelt.

Pro tip from MM The Celebrant:
If you’re going for timeless Glasgow elegance, you can’t do better than standing under that chandelier, surrounded by your nearest and dearest, while I tell your story — laughter, love, and maybe a wee tear or two.

The Merchant’s Hall – Old-World Elegance in the City’s Heart

Just a few streets away sits another Glasgow treasure — The Merchant’s Hall, home to The Merchants House of Glasgow. This venue is pure class. From its grand staircase to the ornate ballroom, it’s like stepping back in time — but with all the modern comforts you need for a smooth, stylish day.

It’s a building that’s seen generations of Glasgow’s story unfold, and now, it’s hosting new stories of love.

For humanist weddings, The Merchant’s Hall offers an elegant blank canvas — you can fill it with your own touches, music, readings, and laughter. It’s perfect for couples who want something sophisticated but still personal, rooted in Glasgow tradition but open to something modern and meaningful.

Why couples choose The Merchant’s Hall:

  • Stunning historic setting with luxurious details.
  • Central location near George Square and Merchant City.
  • Gorgeous light for photographs and cinematic moments.
  • Welcoming staff who embrace modern, celebrant-led weddings.

MM The Celebrant’s take:
The Merchant’s Hall is the kind of place where your ceremony feels elevated — it’s not just a wedding, it’s an occasion. It’s where love meets legacy, and Glasgow shines at its best!

Let me help you tell your story!

Mx

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Industrial Romance

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The Best Glasgow Wedding Venues for a Proper City Celebration

There’s something special about a Glasgow wedding — it’s got heart, grit, and a whole lot of soul. More and more couples are turning away from the traditional country house and instead embracing industrial wedding venues that showcase the city’s true character.

Two of the best examples? BaAD at the Barras and WEST on the Green — iconic, urban spaces that celebrate Glasgow’s roots while giving you the perfect backdrop for unforgettable wedding photos.

As MM The Celebrant, a proper Glasgow celebrant, I’ve had the joy of officiating ceremonies in both. And I can tell you — these venues don’t just look amazing, they feel authentic too

BaAD at the Barras – Industrial Cool with Glasgow Soul

If you’re looking for a unique Glasgow wedding venue – BaAD – is unbeatable. Nestled in the heart of the Barras Market, this glass-roofed, industrial-chic space brings together everything couples love about the city — creativity, community, and character.

With its exposed brick, high ceilings, and natural light, BaAD gives you a stunning setting that needs very little dressing up. You can go bold and modern, or keep it soft and romantic — either way, it’s a photographer’s dream.

As a Glasgow wedding celebrant, I love BaAD because it feels personal and also flexible. You can make it totally your own — a relaxed, laughter-filled ceremony surrounded by the city’s buzzing energy. This is Glasgow at its best.

WEST on the Green – A Glasgow Landmark with a Modern Twist

Over by Glasgow Green, WEST Brewery offers something truly special. Set inside the iconic Templeton Building, this venue is steeped in history — with those famous red-brick arches and vast windows giving you a dramatic industrial backdrop.

It’s perfect for couples who want a stylish Glasgow wedding venue that mixes heritage and contemporary flair. Inside, the working brewery adds a unique twist (and some seriously good pints for the reception!).

As someone who’s led ceremonies here, I can say WEST offers that rare blend — industrial elegance and warm hospitality. Plus, the photo opportunities are next level cool. The contrast between the architecture and your wedding style makes for breathtaking, proper Glasgow wedding photos.

Why Industrial Wedding Venues Work So Well in Glasgow

Industrial venues are full of texture, tone, and authenticity — just like the city itself. They let your personality shine without forcing a theme. Add some greenery, candlelight, and personal touches, and you’ll have a setting that feels both romantic and real.

And when you work with a Glasgow wedding celebrant like MM The Celebrant, you get a ceremony that fits right in — fun, heartfelt, a little bit cheeky, and full of Glasgow warmth. It’s not just about saying “I do”; it’s about celebrating who you are and where you’re from.

A Proper Glasgow Wedding – Real, Raw, and Full of Heart

Whether you’re walking down the aisle under the glass roof at BaAD or toasting your love at WEST Brewery, an industrial Glasgow wedding is all about connection — to each other and to the city you love.

These venues let you tell your story your way — bold, beautiful, and unmistakably Glasgow. And with MM The Celebrant leading the way, you’ll have a ceremony that’s just as unique as your venue.

Because at the end of the day, a proper Glasgow wedding isn’t about perfection — it’s about personality. And that’s something this city delivers in spades.

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Why Wear Tartan?

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7 Reasons Why You Should Wear Tartan to a Wedding

My Humorous Take on Embracing Your Inner Scotsman!

As a celebrant, I’ve seen it all at weddings—from the emotional vows to the dance-floor disasters.

But one thing that never fails to bring a smile to my face (and the faces of many guests) is when someone rocks up in tartan.

If you’re on the fence about it, here are seven slightly cheeky reasons why you should absolutely wear tartan to a wedding!

1. You’ll Be the Star of Every Photo (Sorry, Bride)
Let’s be real: tartan is like the VIP pass to the wedding photos. That bold, beautiful pattern is going to pop in every picture. In fact, you might outshine the bride! (OK, maybe don’t try that, but you will look memorable!) Plus, those “action shots” of you swishing your kilt on the dance floor? Instagram gold.

2. Built-in Air Conditioning
Planning to attend a summer wedding? While everyone else is overheating in their three-piece suits and cocktail dresses, you’ll be breezing through the day, quite literally. A kilt provides that all-important ventilation, perfect for those long ceremonies where it’s 30 degrees, but you’re still expected to sit like a saint.

3. Instant Credibility with Scotsmen
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that wearing tartan instantly elevates your status at any wedding (especially if it’s a Scottish one). It’s like being granted honorary Scotsman or Scotswoman status. You don’t even need to speak Gaelic. Just grab a whisky, nod seriously, and throw out the occasional “Aye”—you’ll be the crowd favorite in no time.

4. Dance Moves Look 10x Better in a Kilt
Whether you’re doing the ceilidh or just your own brand of “freeform interpretive dance,” everything looks more impressive with tartan flying around. A good kilt twirl on the dance floor can make you look like a professional—even if your two left feet tell a different story.

5. The Mystery of What’s Under the Kilt
Oh, the eternal question. Is it just tradition, or are you being a brave Scotsman and going “full regalia” – commando? Whatever you decide, the mystique alone will keep people talking about your attire long after the wedding. Just be prepared for some cheeky guests who might try to find out!

6. You’ll Never Lose Track of Your Clan
At big weddings, it’s easy to lose your group, but not if you’re wearing tartan! Your family and friends will spot you across the room in your distinct pattern. Plus, it makes it super easy for the photographer to gather all the clan members for a group photo. “Tartan folks, over here!”—sorted.

7. Because Regular Pants Are Boring
Why settle for trousers when you can wear a kilt? It’s got flair, it’s got history, and it’s the only formalwear where people don’t bat an eye if you show a little leg. Let’s face it: everyone else at the wedding is wearing the same old black, grey, or navy suits. You? You’re the life of the tartan party!

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So there you are!

Swing your kilt

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