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Two Glasgow Icons

Why The Trades Hall and The Merchant’s Hall Are Perfect for a Proper Glasgow Wedding

When it comes to Glasgow wedding venues, few places capture the city’s history, heart, and style quite like The Trades Hall and The Merchant’s Hall. These two architectural gems sit in the beating heart of the city, steeped in Glasgow’s story — from the days of the proud merchant traders to the modern couples who now celebrate their love under those same grand ceilings.

As MM The Celebrant, I’ve had the absolute pleasure of leading ceremonies in both, and let me tell you — they’re not just beautiful venues. They’re part of Glasgow’s soul.

The Trades Hall – Grandeur with Glasgow Heart

If you’re after a wedding that feels elegant yet unmistakably Glaswegian, The Trades Hall of Glasgow in the Merchant City delivers on every level.

Built in the late 1700s and still owned by The Trades House of Glasgow, the building is full of rich history — high ceilings, sweeping staircases, sparkling chandeliers, and centuries of craftsmanship. Every detail whispers tradition, but there’s nothing stuffy about it. It’s warm, romantic, and full of atmosphere.

As a humanist celebrant, I love The Trades Hall because it has that perfect mix — grandeur and intimacy. You can create a ceremony that feels personal and emotional, but still has all the wow-factor your guests will talk about for years.

Why couples love The Trades Hall:

  • Iconic architecture and jaw-dropping interiors.
  • Central Merchant City location, perfect for photos.
  • Ideal for humanist weddings and bespoke ceremonies.
  • A space that feels both historic and heartfelt.

Pro tip from MM The Celebrant:
If you’re going for timeless Glasgow elegance, you can’t do better than standing under that chandelier, surrounded by your nearest and dearest, while I tell your story — laughter, love, and maybe a wee tear or two.

The Merchant’s Hall – Old-World Elegance in the City’s Heart

Just a few streets away sits another Glasgow treasure — The Merchant’s Hall, home to The Merchants House of Glasgow. This venue is pure class. From its grand staircase to the ornate ballroom, it’s like stepping back in time — but with all the modern comforts you need for a smooth, stylish day.

It’s a building that’s seen generations of Glasgow’s story unfold, and now, it’s hosting new stories of love.

For humanist weddings, The Merchant’s Hall offers an elegant blank canvas — you can fill it with your own touches, music, readings, and laughter. It’s perfect for couples who want something sophisticated but still personal, rooted in Glasgow tradition but open to something modern and meaningful.

Why couples choose The Merchant’s Hall:

  • Stunning historic setting with luxurious details.
  • Central location near George Square and Merchant City.
  • Gorgeous light for photographs and cinematic moments.
  • Welcoming staff who embrace modern, celebrant-led weddings.

MM The Celebrant’s take:
The Merchant’s Hall is the kind of place where your ceremony feels elevated — it’s not just a wedding, it’s an occasion. It’s where love meets legacy, and Glasgow shines at its best!

Let me help you tell your story!

Mx

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Industrial Romance

The Best Glasgow Wedding Venues for a Proper City Celebration

There’s something special about a Glasgow wedding — it’s got heart, grit, and a whole lot of soul. More and more couples are turning away from the traditional country house and instead embracing industrial wedding venues that showcase the city’s true character.

Two of the best examples? BaAD at the Barras and WEST on the Green — iconic, urban spaces that celebrate Glasgow’s roots while giving you the perfect backdrop for unforgettable wedding photos.

As MM The Celebrant, a proper Glasgow celebrant, I’ve had the joy of officiating ceremonies in both. And I can tell you — these venues don’t just look amazing, they feel authentic too

BaAD at the Barras – Industrial Cool with Glasgow Soul

If you’re looking for a unique Glasgow wedding venue – BaAD – is unbeatable. Nestled in the heart of the Barras Market, this glass-roofed, industrial-chic space brings together everything couples love about the city — creativity, community, and character.

With its exposed brick, high ceilings, and natural light, BaAD gives you a stunning setting that needs very little dressing up. You can go bold and modern, or keep it soft and romantic — either way, it’s a photographer’s dream.

As a Glasgow wedding celebrant, I love BaAD because it feels personal and also flexible. You can make it totally your own — a relaxed, laughter-filled ceremony surrounded by the city’s buzzing energy. This is Glasgow at its best.

WEST on the Green – A Glasgow Landmark with a Modern Twist

Over by Glasgow Green, WEST Brewery offers something truly special. Set inside the iconic Templeton Building, this venue is steeped in history — with those famous red-brick arches and vast windows giving you a dramatic industrial backdrop.

It’s perfect for couples who want a stylish Glasgow wedding venue that mixes heritage and contemporary flair. Inside, the working brewery adds a unique twist (and some seriously good pints for the reception!).

As someone who’s led ceremonies here, I can say WEST offers that rare blend — industrial elegance and warm hospitality. Plus, the photo opportunities are next level cool. The contrast between the architecture and your wedding style makes for breathtaking, proper Glasgow wedding photos.

Why Industrial Wedding Venues Work So Well in Glasgow

Industrial venues are full of texture, tone, and authenticity — just like the city itself. They let your personality shine without forcing a theme. Add some greenery, candlelight, and personal touches, and you’ll have a setting that feels both romantic and real.

And when you work with a Glasgow wedding celebrant like MM The Celebrant, you get a ceremony that fits right in — fun, heartfelt, a little bit cheeky, and full of Glasgow warmth. It’s not just about saying “I do”; it’s about celebrating who you are and where you’re from.

A Proper Glasgow Wedding – Real, Raw, and Full of Heart

Whether you’re walking down the aisle under the glass roof at BaAD or toasting your love at WEST Brewery, an industrial Glasgow wedding is all about connection — to each other and to the city you love.

These venues let you tell your story your way — bold, beautiful, and unmistakably Glasgow. And with MM The Celebrant leading the way, you’ll have a ceremony that’s just as unique as your venue.

Because at the end of the day, a proper Glasgow wedding isn’t about perfection — it’s about personality. And that’s something this city delivers in spades.

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Worst Wedding Guest!

7 Things NOT to Do at a Wedding (Unless You Want to Be Uninvited from Future Ones)

Ah, weddings. A magical day filled with love, joy, and at least one tipsy uncle embarrassing himself on the dance floor. But while the happy couple is basking in their big moment, there are some things you, as a guest (or even part of the wedding party), absolutely should NOT do. Unless, of course, your goal is to become the person everyone whispers about for years to come.

Here are seven things you should definitely avoid doing at a wedding:

1. Don’t Wear White (Or Anything That Screams, ‘Look at Me!’)

It’s the couple’s day, not your personal runway show. Leave the white, ivory, or anything remotely bridal-looking in your wardrobe where it belongs. Also, avoid anything so flashy that it could double as a disco ball. If guests need sunglasses to look at you, you’ve gone too far.

2. Don’t Propose to Your Partner

Yes, weddings are romantic, but hijacking someone else’s big day to pop the question is a major no-no. Unless you’ve explicitly cleared it with the couple, keep that ring in your pocket. This is their moment—yours can wait.

3. Don’t Get Sloppily Drunk

A few drinks? Sure! Slurring your words and challenging the groom to a dance-off? Not so much. No one wants to see you hugging the cake table for support. Pace yourself, hydrate, and remember that if you wouldn’t do it in front of your gran, maybe don’t do it at a wedding.

4. Don’t Complain About the Food

Maybe you’re not a fan of the fish. Maybe the cake is a little dry. Maybe the vegan option tastes like cardboard. But you know what tastes worse? Rudeness. Smile, nod, and pretend you’re on an episode of a cooking show where the judges only say nice things.

5. Don’t Bring a Plus-One Who Wasn’t Invited

Weddings are carefully planned, from seating arrangements to catering numbers. Turning up with a “surprise” plus-one is like showing up at a dinner party with a stray dog—sure, it might be cute, but it’s also a logistical nightmare.

6. Don’t Hog the Photographer

Yes, professional photographers take beautiful pictures, but that doesn’t mean you should turn their time into your own personal photoshoot. Let them focus on the couple instead of spending 20 minutes capturing your “best angles.”

7. Don’t Try to Be the Star of the Show

Whether it’s an over-the-top speech, an unsolicited performance, or an impromptu wardrobe malfunction on the dance floor, weddings are not your talent showcase. Keep it classy, enjoy the event, and let the couple shine.

Final Thoughts

Weddings are about celebrating love, not testing social boundaries. So, be the guest everyone wants to invite again—dress appropriately, keep the drinks in check, and, for the love of all things good, let the couple have their moment.

Oh, and if you do break any of these rules… at least make sure someone gets it on video. For, you know, educational purposes.

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