Humourist Funerals, Uncategorized

Funerals

Have you ever been to a fun Funeral?

I hope my life will be celebrated in an outrageous fashion. When I die I want it to be like the end of X-factor when a video is presented with all the fabulous things I’ve achieved!

What do you want?

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Baby's Names, poetry, Uncategorized

Lilibet

Lilibet Lilibet
What’s in a name?
Doria Doria it’s just not the same
It’s too private and gracious
And won’t fan the flame!

If you’re starting a brand?
Then the tag line is crucial
But to trade on your Baby
Well, that’s downright Brutal!

Do they have no shame?
In this quest to stay ‘Private’
Yet pimp out their spawn
While the, dignified,
Stay Quiet!

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