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2026 Wedding Trends

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7 Wedding Trends for 2026 According to a Scottish Wedding Celebrant!

If you’re planning a 2026 wedding in Scotland, prepare yourself — the trends are bold, meaningful, and gloriously Scottish. As a celebrant, I get a front-row seat to it all, and I’m happy to report that 2026 is shaping up beautifully.

Here are the seven biggest trends I’m already seeing for next year.

1. Personal Vows Are Getting Properly Personal

Couples are ditching the generic lines and writing vows that sound like them — heartfelt, honest, and sometimes unintentionally hilarious.
Think: promises to always make the tea, or to stop stealing the duvet.
2026 couples want sincerity, not scripts — and it makes ceremonies unforgettable.

2. Micro Weddings With Mega Atmosphere

Small weddings aren’t going anywhere.
In fact, 2026 will see more couples choosing intimate gatherings in their favourite corners of Scotland — forests, lochsides, hilltops, and maybe even Granny’s garden if the midges behave.
Fewer guests = more connection, more personality, and more time to enjoy the day rather than sprint through it.

3. Celebrant-Led Ceremonies Front and Centre

Good news for me (MM The Celebrant): couples want ceremonies that feel personal, inclusive, and original.
Celebrant-led weddings give you the freedom to:

  • Marry anywhere with landowner permission
  • Include personal stories
  • Blend traditions or create brand-new ones

2026 is all about meaningful moments rather than “insert-name-here” ceremonies.

4. “Anti-Stress” Wedding Planning

This might be my favourite trend.
Couples are simplifying — fewer complicated timelines, more relaxed structures.
Think: flexible ceremony start times, less rigid formalities, and focusing on what actually matters: the two of you promising a lifetime together.
(Your aunt will recover if the seating plan isn’t perfectly symmetrical.)

5. Bold Scottish Elements

Tartan will always be timeless — but in 2026 it’s getting creative.

Expect to see:

  • Mixed-pattern tartans
  • Tartan ribbon bouquets
  • Modern tartan suits (even pink and sage versions!)
  • Celtic readings and Scottish folklore woven into the ceremony

It’s Scottish tradition, just… with extra flair.

6. Sustainable Everything

2026 couples care deeply about the planet — and it’s showing.

Eco-friendly choices include:

  • Wildflower confetti
  • Locally sourced florals
  • Reusable décor
  • Pre-loved or re-designed wedding outfits

And of course, outdoor ceremonies in Scotland means the scenery does most of the decorating for free.

7. Dogs, Dogs, and More Dogs

Scotland has officially embraced the “dog of honour.”
In 2026, we’ll see more pups trotting down aisles with bow ties, flower collars, or incredibly serious expressions as they guard the rings.
And yes — I wholeheartedly support all canine involvement.
(Mud and slobber are temporary. Wedding memories are forever.)

Final Thoughts

2026 weddings in Scotland will be personal, relaxed, meaningful, and full of character — much like the couples themselves. Whether you’re planning a tiny ceremony on a clifftop or a big celebration in a barn, the trends all point to one thing:

Do it your way — and enjoy every moment of it.

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Two Glasgow Icons

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Why The Trades Hall and The Merchant’s Hall Are Perfect for a Proper Glasgow Wedding

When it comes to Glasgow wedding venues, few places capture the city’s history, heart, and style quite like The Trades Hall and The Merchant’s Hall. These two architectural gems sit in the beating heart of the city, steeped in Glasgow’s story — from the days of the proud merchant traders to the modern couples who now celebrate their love under those same grand ceilings.

As MM The Celebrant, I’ve had the absolute pleasure of leading ceremonies in both, and let me tell you — they’re not just beautiful venues. They’re part of Glasgow’s soul.

The Trades Hall – Grandeur with Glasgow Heart

If you’re after a wedding that feels elegant yet unmistakably Glaswegian, The Trades Hall of Glasgow in the Merchant City delivers on every level.

Built in the late 1700s and still owned by The Trades House of Glasgow, the building is full of rich history — high ceilings, sweeping staircases, sparkling chandeliers, and centuries of craftsmanship. Every detail whispers tradition, but there’s nothing stuffy about it. It’s warm, romantic, and full of atmosphere.

As a humanist celebrant, I love The Trades Hall because it has that perfect mix — grandeur and intimacy. You can create a ceremony that feels personal and emotional, but still has all the wow-factor your guests will talk about for years.

Why couples love The Trades Hall:

  • Iconic architecture and jaw-dropping interiors.
  • Central Merchant City location, perfect for photos.
  • Ideal for humanist weddings and bespoke ceremonies.
  • A space that feels both historic and heartfelt.

Pro tip from MM The Celebrant:
If you’re going for timeless Glasgow elegance, you can’t do better than standing under that chandelier, surrounded by your nearest and dearest, while I tell your story — laughter, love, and maybe a wee tear or two.

The Merchant’s Hall – Old-World Elegance in the City’s Heart

Just a few streets away sits another Glasgow treasure — The Merchant’s Hall, home to The Merchants House of Glasgow. This venue is pure class. From its grand staircase to the ornate ballroom, it’s like stepping back in time — but with all the modern comforts you need for a smooth, stylish day.

It’s a building that’s seen generations of Glasgow’s story unfold, and now, it’s hosting new stories of love.

For humanist weddings, The Merchant’s Hall offers an elegant blank canvas — you can fill it with your own touches, music, readings, and laughter. It’s perfect for couples who want something sophisticated but still personal, rooted in Glasgow tradition but open to something modern and meaningful.

Why couples choose The Merchant’s Hall:

  • Stunning historic setting with luxurious details.
  • Central location near George Square and Merchant City.
  • Gorgeous light for photographs and cinematic moments.
  • Welcoming staff who embrace modern, celebrant-led weddings.

MM The Celebrant’s take:
The Merchant’s Hall is the kind of place where your ceremony feels elevated — it’s not just a wedding, it’s an occasion. It’s where love meets legacy, and Glasgow shines at its best!

Let me help you tell your story!

Mx

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Industrial Romance

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The Best Glasgow Wedding Venues for a Proper City Celebration

There’s something special about a Glasgow wedding — it’s got heart, grit, and a whole lot of soul. More and more couples are turning away from the traditional country house and instead embracing industrial wedding venues that showcase the city’s true character.

Two of the best examples? BaAD at the Barras and WEST on the Green — iconic, urban spaces that celebrate Glasgow’s roots while giving you the perfect backdrop for unforgettable wedding photos.

As MM The Celebrant, a proper Glasgow celebrant, I’ve had the joy of officiating ceremonies in both. And I can tell you — these venues don’t just look amazing, they feel authentic too

BaAD at the Barras – Industrial Cool with Glasgow Soul

If you’re looking for a unique Glasgow wedding venue – BaAD – is unbeatable. Nestled in the heart of the Barras Market, this glass-roofed, industrial-chic space brings together everything couples love about the city — creativity, community, and character.

With its exposed brick, high ceilings, and natural light, BaAD gives you a stunning setting that needs very little dressing up. You can go bold and modern, or keep it soft and romantic — either way, it’s a photographer’s dream.

As a Glasgow wedding celebrant, I love BaAD because it feels personal and also flexible. You can make it totally your own — a relaxed, laughter-filled ceremony surrounded by the city’s buzzing energy. This is Glasgow at its best.

WEST on the Green – A Glasgow Landmark with a Modern Twist

Over by Glasgow Green, WEST Brewery offers something truly special. Set inside the iconic Templeton Building, this venue is steeped in history — with those famous red-brick arches and vast windows giving you a dramatic industrial backdrop.

It’s perfect for couples who want a stylish Glasgow wedding venue that mixes heritage and contemporary flair. Inside, the working brewery adds a unique twist (and some seriously good pints for the reception!).

As someone who’s led ceremonies here, I can say WEST offers that rare blend — industrial elegance and warm hospitality. Plus, the photo opportunities are next level cool. The contrast between the architecture and your wedding style makes for breathtaking, proper Glasgow wedding photos.

Why Industrial Wedding Venues Work So Well in Glasgow

Industrial venues are full of texture, tone, and authenticity — just like the city itself. They let your personality shine without forcing a theme. Add some greenery, candlelight, and personal touches, and you’ll have a setting that feels both romantic and real.

And when you work with a Glasgow wedding celebrant like MM The Celebrant, you get a ceremony that fits right in — fun, heartfelt, a little bit cheeky, and full of Glasgow warmth. It’s not just about saying “I do”; it’s about celebrating who you are and where you’re from.

A Proper Glasgow Wedding – Real, Raw, and Full of Heart

Whether you’re walking down the aisle under the glass roof at BaAD or toasting your love at WEST Brewery, an industrial Glasgow wedding is all about connection — to each other and to the city you love.

These venues let you tell your story your way — bold, beautiful, and unmistakably Glasgow. And with MM The Celebrant leading the way, you’ll have a ceremony that’s just as unique as your venue.

Because at the end of the day, a proper Glasgow wedding isn’t about perfection — it’s about personality. And that’s something this city delivers in spades.

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Want a Vintage Twist?

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7 Cool Small Wedding Venues in Glasgow You’ll Love!


Glasgow is full of quirky and charming places perfect for small – or not so small weddings. Whether you’re looking for an intimate venue with rich history, or something modern, cool and trendy, Glasgow has you covered. Here are seven unique and unforgettable vintage vibe wedding venues for your big day!

  1. Sloans
    If you love history, Sloans is your venue! As one of Glasgow’s oldest and most iconic buildings, Sloans offers a stunning space for couples looking for a classic city centre setting with character. The baroque style and grand surroundings make it perfect for an elegant, intimate wedding that’ll have guests talking for years.

⭐Why it’s cool: Historic charm, central location, and fantastic food!

  1. BaAD
    A hidden gem in the heart of Glasgow, BaAD is ideal for couples who want a vibrant, contemporary feel with a touch of urban charm. With its bright, open atmosphere and stylish industrial design, this venue offers a modern, distinctive setting for your wedding day that’s both unique and effortlessly cool.

⭐Why it’s cool: exposed brick, steel beams, and lots of natural light from its glass roof — that mix of raw and polished gives it a modern, edgy charm.

  1. Òran Mór
    Set in a former church, Òran Mór is a stunning wedding venue that effortlessly blends traditional architecture with modern elegance. With its stunning stained-glass windows and grand space, it provides an intimate yet atmospheric setting for your wedding. The venue also boasts a lovely private function area for your reception.

⭐Why it’s cool: A mix of old-world charm and contemporary style, plus fantastic food!

  1. The Citation
    If you’re after a venue with personality and historic flair, The Citation is a must-see. Located in the iconic Royal Exchange building, this beautiful venue offers a contemporary space with a historical backdrop, perfect for small to mid-sized weddings. The elegant, old-world vibe makes it ideal for couples who want something a little different.

⭐Why it’s cool: Stylish setting with a lot of history and charm!

  1. West Brewery
    If you’re looking for something a little more laid-back and fun, West Brewery at the iconic Glasgow Green is a fantastic choice. You can tie the knot surrounded by beautiful green spaces, then head inside to enjoy some local craft beers brewed right on site. The industrial-chic vibe adds a cool twist to your special day.

⭐Why it’s cool: A relaxed, brewery vibe, and plenty of craft beer options for your guests!

  1. The Bothy
    For an intimate, rustic-chic wedding, The Bothy is a perfect choice. This venue offers a homely, charming setting with wood beams, vintage decor, and a cosy atmosphere. It’s small but so welcoming and would be ideal for a couple looking for a relaxed, heartfelt wedding.

⭐ Why it’s cool: Cosy, intimate feel with a rustic charm that makes everyone feel like home.

  1. The Engine Room
    If you want an industrial-meets-modern wedding venue, The Engine Room is a fantastic choice. This stylish, contemporary space is tucked away in Glasgow’s West End and offers a unique backdrop for couples who want something a little different. The minimalist yet chic design makes it a versatile venue that you can truly make your own.

⭐ Why it’s cool: Industrial-chic style, flexible space, and a trendy West End location.

So, there you have it! Whether you’re a lover of history, a fan of unique and offbeat spaces, or just looking for something stylish yet intimate, Glasgow has something perfect for your small wedding. Any of these seven venues would make a fantastic backdrop for your big day, with plenty of personality, charm, and atmosphere.

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Sober Celebrations

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Pure Weddings: Why Sobriety Can Make the Best Celebrations

As a celebrant, I get paid to celebrate other people’s big days. I love it — having the ceremony ready, getting dressed up, make-up on, that “let’s do this” feeling.

But if I’m honest, I didn’t grow up loving any sort of party. They usually meant my mum going from a loving, funny, charming, kind, strong character of a wummin to a crying, paranoid, sick wreck who would stay in bed for days while we, as children roamed the streets, late at night, hunting for alka seltzer or askit powders!

Dragged up between the East End and the Gorbals as a child, “celebration” meant something very different. New Year, or New Fear as I called it, in our house was less Auld Lang Syne and more Auld Lang Crime.

It always started well. The cleanest house in the street — lino scrubbed to within an inch of its life. Cushions fluffed? Don’t be daft. If you wanted comfort you brought your coat.

A pot of peas on the go, sometimes, there’d even be a pie if there was any money to spare. A massive pot of soup ready for the first-footers, bubbling away like the star of the show.

The drinks brought out of hiding; a bottle of whisky for the men, Harvey’s Bristol Cream [sherry] for the ladies – Babycham for the weans – yes, I know (6% ABV) — pure sophistication personified and we weren’t even European yet!.

In later years I remember the whisky and sherry gave way to cans of Carlsberg, Lanliq and Eldorado. These modern refreshment, ensured the party was very quickly turned into a ‘super’ charged chaotic nightmare. Kids cowering on a pile of coats in the corner – trying to sleep, Babycham kicking in.

Fast forward 24 hours… soup on the ceiling, mum distraught, dad on the run (or in the jail). Not exactly the kind of Hogmanay they they advertise on that Visit Scotland site.

So yes — when I say there is a place for sober celebrations, I mean it. I’ve seen the other side.

And when it comes to weddings, there are real reasons to consider keeping it alcohol-free, especially if sobriety or alcoholism is part of family life.

7 Reasons to Have a Sober Wedding

1. Protects recovery
If someone close to you is newly sober, a wedding without alcohol gives them the best chance to enjoy the day safely.

2. Cuts the drama
No drunken arguments, no missing groomsmen, no guests falling into the buffet table.

3. Everyone remembers it
Literally. Nobody wakes up the next morning wondering who they kissed during Loch Lomond.

4. Children feel included
Weddings with fewer drunk adults are much more fun (and safer) for wee ones.

5. Showcases creativity
Mocktail bars, dessert stations, ceilidhs, silent discos — the fun comes from the activities, not the alcohol.

6. Lasting photographs
Your wedding album is full of smiles, not half-shut eyes and red faces.

7. Pure love, pure memories
When alcohol isn’t part of the equation, the focus stays exactly where it should be — on the couple and the commitment they’ve made.

With love,

Your Sober Celebrant

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Nae Weans Please!

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7 Hilarious Reasons Why Children Should Not Be Invited to Weddings

As a wedding celebrant in Scotland, I’ve seen my fair share of weddings—some elegant, some chaotic, and some where a rogue toddler stole the show (and the cake). While weddings are a joyous occasion, I firmly believe that children should only attend if you enjoy mild anarchy.

If you’re on the fence, here are seven very serious (and completely exaggerated) reasons why your wedding might be better off as a kid-free zone.

1. The Ceremony Will Become a Toddler Talent Show

You spent months planning the perfect ceremony, choosing heartfelt vows and meaningful readings. But none of that matters when a two-year-old in the front row decides now is the time to sing their own rendition of “Baby Shark” at full volume.

2. Wedding Cake and Icing-Faced Bandits

Ah, the cake. A symbol of love and unity, crafted by a skilled baker. Enter a small, icing-covered child with sticky fingers who is absolutely determined to touch every tier. Good luck explaining to your guests why their slice comes with a side of toddler fingerprints.

3. Dance Floor Carnage

Picture this: the newlyweds take their first dance, the music swells, and just as the moment reaches peak romance—BAM! A child sprints across the dance floor, colliding with the couple like a tiny, sugar-fueled bowling ball.

4. The Ceremony Soundtrack: Crying and Complaints

Forget the gentle strumming of a harp or the soulful melody of a string quartet. If you invite children, your wedding soundtrack will be a delightful mix of crying, whining, and the occasional “I need a wee!” shouted at full volume.

5. Confetti Chaos (or a Confetti-Eating Disaster)

Confetti is meant to be thrown into the air, creating a beautiful moment of celebration. Unfortunately, small children see it as either a snack or something to be dumped directly on their sibling’s head. Either way, it’s going to end in tears.

6. Unscheduled Costume Changes

Dressing a child for a wedding is a gamble. Sure, they start the day looking adorable, but by the reception, they’ve either removed most of their outfit, found a way to roll in mud, or accessorized with bits of canapé they found on the floor.

7. Wedding Speeches vs. The “Why?” Interrogation

The best man is midway through a heartfelt toast when a child, sensing a captive audience, loudly asks, “Why is Uncle Dave so sweaty?” Cue laughter, a flustered best man, and a very embarrassed Uncle Dave.

Final Thoughts

Of course, if you love kids, then invite away!

Just be prepared for a little extra chaos (and possibly a cake heist). If, however, you’d prefer a wedding that runs smoothly, with vows heard in full and a dance floor free from tiny trip hazards, a child-free wedding might be the way forward. Either way, I promise—it’ll be a day to remember!

Rules to a happy Ceremony!

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Why Wear Tartan?

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7 Reasons Why You Should Wear Tartan to a Wedding

My Humorous Take on Embracing Your Inner Scotsman!

As a celebrant, I’ve seen it all at weddings—from the emotional vows to the dance-floor disasters.

But one thing that never fails to bring a smile to my face (and the faces of many guests) is when someone rocks up in tartan.

If you’re on the fence about it, here are seven slightly cheeky reasons why you should absolutely wear tartan to a wedding!

1. You’ll Be the Star of Every Photo (Sorry, Bride)
Let’s be real: tartan is like the VIP pass to the wedding photos. That bold, beautiful pattern is going to pop in every picture. In fact, you might outshine the bride! (OK, maybe don’t try that, but you will look memorable!) Plus, those “action shots” of you swishing your kilt on the dance floor? Instagram gold.

2. Built-in Air Conditioning
Planning to attend a summer wedding? While everyone else is overheating in their three-piece suits and cocktail dresses, you’ll be breezing through the day, quite literally. A kilt provides that all-important ventilation, perfect for those long ceremonies where it’s 30 degrees, but you’re still expected to sit like a saint.

3. Instant Credibility with Scotsmen
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that wearing tartan instantly elevates your status at any wedding (especially if it’s a Scottish one). It’s like being granted honorary Scotsman or Scotswoman status. You don’t even need to speak Gaelic. Just grab a whisky, nod seriously, and throw out the occasional “Aye”—you’ll be the crowd favorite in no time.

4. Dance Moves Look 10x Better in a Kilt
Whether you’re doing the ceilidh or just your own brand of “freeform interpretive dance,” everything looks more impressive with tartan flying around. A good kilt twirl on the dance floor can make you look like a professional—even if your two left feet tell a different story.

5. The Mystery of What’s Under the Kilt
Oh, the eternal question. Is it just tradition, or are you being a brave Scotsman and going “full regalia” – commando? Whatever you decide, the mystique alone will keep people talking about your attire long after the wedding. Just be prepared for some cheeky guests who might try to find out!

6. You’ll Never Lose Track of Your Clan
At big weddings, it’s easy to lose your group, but not if you’re wearing tartan! Your family and friends will spot you across the room in your distinct pattern. Plus, it makes it super easy for the photographer to gather all the clan members for a group photo. “Tartan folks, over here!”—sorted.

7. Because Regular Pants Are Boring
Why settle for trousers when you can wear a kilt? It’s got flair, it’s got history, and it’s the only formalwear where people don’t bat an eye if you show a little leg. Let’s face it: everyone else at the wedding is wearing the same old black, grey, or navy suits. You? You’re the life of the tartan party!

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So there you are!

Swing your kilt

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Brown Eyed Boys

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Chapter 1: The Eyes That Found Her

It all started with a pair of dark brown eyes.

Or maybe two?

Rita often wondered how love worked—if it was destiny that led you to a person or a series of near-misses and sliding doors. In the space of a single year, she met two men who would alter the course of her life in ways she couldn’t yet imagine: one with a soft, lilting Scottish accent that made her feel like home, and the other with a fire in his Italian gaze that set her soul alight.

Looking back, she never could decide if it was coincidence or fate that they both walked into her world at the same time. What she knew for certain was that she loved them both, equally but differently, and in a way that would pull her in two directions for the rest of her life.

Now, as she stood in front of the mirror on the morning of her wedding, fingers trembling against the lace of her gown, she felt the weight of her choices, the weight of those two sets of eyes—one looking at her from the past, the other from the future.

But which was which?

The question hung in the air, as uncertain as the steps she was about to take down the aisle.

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Tying the Knot?

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Legal or not?

In Scotland, tying the knot, or getting married, is a legal process governed by specific regulations.

The differences between a non-legal and legal wedding are very specific and the ceremony needs to reflect this. As a celebrant I cannot stand in front of guest and an any way ‘pretend’ a wedding is legal if it is not.

To make it legal I need to have the schedule issued by the Registrar of Scotland and the date and venue must be correct. If there are any discrepancies I would phone the Registry office of who issued the schedule and they would decide if the wedding would, or should not go ahead.

These are not decisions we can make because that is Scots law!

Here’s a summary of the key points regarding marriage in Scotland:

Legal Weddings:

  1. Age: Both parties must be at least 16 years old.
  2. Capacity: Both parties must have the mental capacity to understand the nature of the marriage.
  3. Notice of Marriage: Notice must be given to the registrar at least 29 days before the intended date of marriage.
  4. Residency: No residency requirement for marriage, but notice must be given to the registrar in the district where the marriage will take place.
  5. Documentation: Both parties must provide documentation including birth certificates, passports, and, if applicable, divorce or death certificates from previous marriages.
  6. Consent: Both parties must freely consent to the marriage.
  7. Prohibited Degrees of Relationship: Parties cannot be closely related by blood or adoption.

Marriage Certificate

A marriage certificate is issued following the ceremony, confirming the legal status of the marriage.

During the ceremony, both parties must declare that they accept each other as legally married in the presence of the celebrant and two witnesses.

If you have any specific questions about the legalities or processes related to marriage in Scotland, feel free to ask!

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