7 Reasons Why You Should Wear Tartan to a Wedding
My Humorous Take on Embracing Your Inner Scotsman!
As a celebrant, Iโve seen it all at weddingsโfrom the emotional vows to the dance-floor disasters.
But one thing that never fails to bring a smile to my face (and the faces of many guests) is when someone rocks up in tartan.
If youโre on the fence about it, here are seven slightly cheeky reasons why you should absolutely wear tartan to a wedding!
1. Youโll Be the Star of Every Photo (Sorry, Bride)
Letโs be real: tartan is like the VIP pass to the wedding photos. That bold, beautiful pattern is going to pop in every picture. In fact, you might outshine the bride! (OK, maybe donโt try that, but you will look memorable!) Plus, those “action shots” of you swishing your kilt on the dance floor? Instagram gold.
2. Built-in Air Conditioning
Planning to attend a summer wedding? While everyone else is overheating in their three-piece suits and cocktail dresses, youโll be breezing through the day, quite literally. A kilt provides that all-important ventilation, perfect for those long ceremonies where itโs 30 degrees, but youโre still expected to sit like a saint.
3. Instant Credibility with Scotsmen
If thereโs one thing Iโve learned, itโs that wearing tartan instantly elevates your status at any wedding (especially if itโs a Scottish one). Itโs like being granted honorary Scotsman or Scotswoman status. You donโt even need to speak Gaelic. Just grab a whisky, nod seriously, and throw out the occasional โAyeโโyouโll be the crowd favorite in no time.
4. Dance Moves Look 10x Better in a Kilt
Whether youโre doing the ceilidh or just your own brand of โfreeform interpretive dance,โ everything looks more impressive with tartan flying around. A good kilt twirl on the dance floor can make you look like a professionalโeven if your two left feet tell a different story.
5. The Mystery of Whatโs Under the Kilt
Oh, the eternal question. Is it just tradition, or are you being a brave Scotsman and going โfull regaliaโ – commando? Whatever you decide, the mystique alone will keep people talking about your attire long after the wedding. Just be prepared for some cheeky guests who might try to find out!
6. Youโll Never Lose Track of Your Clan
At big weddings, itโs easy to lose your group, but not if youโre wearing tartan! Your family and friends will spot you across the room in your distinct pattern. Plus, it makes it super easy for the photographer to gather all the clan members for a group photo. โTartan folks, over here!โโsorted.
7. Because Regular Pants Are Boring
Why settle for trousers when you can wear a kilt? Itโs got flair, itโs got history, and itโs the only formalwear where people donโt bat an eye if you show a little leg. Letโs face it: everyone else at the wedding is wearing the same old black, grey, or navy suits. You? Youโre the life of the tartan party!
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So there you are!
Swing your kilt

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