Author: MM The Celebrant

I am a Humanist Celebrant Authorised to conduct legal weddings in Scotland. I can create a bespoke ceremony which will reflect your day your way! MM
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Why Wear Tartan?

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7 Reasons Why You Should Wear Tartan to a Wedding

My Humorous Take on Embracing Your Inner Scotsman!

As a celebrant, I’ve seen it all at weddings—from the emotional vows to the dance-floor disasters.

But one thing that never fails to bring a smile to my face (and the faces of many guests) is when someone rocks up in tartan.

If you’re on the fence about it, here are seven slightly cheeky reasons why you should absolutely wear tartan to a wedding!

1. You’ll Be the Star of Every Photo (Sorry, Bride)
Let’s be real: tartan is like the VIP pass to the wedding photos. That bold, beautiful pattern is going to pop in every picture. In fact, you might outshine the bride! (OK, maybe don’t try that, but you will look memorable!) Plus, those “action shots” of you swishing your kilt on the dance floor? Instagram gold.

2. Built-in Air Conditioning
Planning to attend a summer wedding? While everyone else is overheating in their three-piece suits and cocktail dresses, you’ll be breezing through the day, quite literally. A kilt provides that all-important ventilation, perfect for those long ceremonies where it’s 30 degrees, but you’re still expected to sit like a saint.

3. Instant Credibility with Scotsmen
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that wearing tartan instantly elevates your status at any wedding (especially if it’s a Scottish one). It’s like being granted honorary Scotsman or Scotswoman status. You don’t even need to speak Gaelic. Just grab a whisky, nod seriously, and throw out the occasional “Aye”—you’ll be the crowd favorite in no time.

4. Dance Moves Look 10x Better in a Kilt
Whether you’re doing the ceilidh or just your own brand of “freeform interpretive dance,” everything looks more impressive with tartan flying around. A good kilt twirl on the dance floor can make you look like a professional—even if your two left feet tell a different story.

5. The Mystery of What’s Under the Kilt
Oh, the eternal question. Is it just tradition, or are you being a brave Scotsman and going “full regalia” – commando? Whatever you decide, the mystique alone will keep people talking about your attire long after the wedding. Just be prepared for some cheeky guests who might try to find out!

6. You’ll Never Lose Track of Your Clan
At big weddings, it’s easy to lose your group, but not if you’re wearing tartan! Your family and friends will spot you across the room in your distinct pattern. Plus, it makes it super easy for the photographer to gather all the clan members for a group photo. “Tartan folks, over here!”—sorted.

7. Because Regular Pants Are Boring
Why settle for trousers when you can wear a kilt? It’s got flair, it’s got history, and it’s the only formalwear where people don’t bat an eye if you show a little leg. Let’s face it: everyone else at the wedding is wearing the same old black, grey, or navy suits. You? You’re the life of the tartan party!

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So there you are!

Swing your kilt

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Why MM The Celebrant?

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Why Would You Ask Me to Marry You?

7 Reasons to Choose MM The Celebrant for your wedding!

When planning your wedding, selecting the right celebrant can transform your ceremony into a deeply meaningful moment. You want someone who’s not only professional but also heartfelt, adaptable, and fully committed to your unique love story. That’s where I come in—I’m a celebrant with a deep love for Scottish traditions and a passion for Italian culture. Here are seven reasons why I could be the perfect choice to officiate your big day.

1. Passion for Italian Culture

Though I don’t come from an Italian background, my time living in Italy has given me a profound appreciation for its rich culture. Whether it’s the warmth of Italian hospitality or the beautiful language, I bring my love for all things Italian into my work here in Scotland. I proudly wear the Clan Italia Tartan, designed by Michael Lemetti, as a symbol of my dedication to celebrating and promoting Italian heritage within Scottish culture.

2. A Celebrant Who Understands the Power of Love

Having spent years as a mother, traveler, and now a celebrant, I’ve seen love take on many forms. My experiences shape how I connect with couples, bringing depth, empathy, and a genuine desire to honor your unique relationship. Your love story is what makes your ceremony special, and I’m here to help you tell it in the most meaningful way.

3. Tailored Ceremonies Just for You

Your wedding ceremony should be a true reflection of who you are as a couple, and I’m dedicated to crafting a service that’s as unique as your love story. I’ll work closely with you to ensure that every element, from the vows to the rituals, feels personal and significant. Whether you’d like to incorporate Scottish traditions or Italian influences (or both!), I’ll ensure your ceremony is completely bespoke.

4. A Spirit of Adventure and Resilience

Just like love, life’s greatest moments often come with unexpected challenges. My passion for outdoor swimming in cold Scottish waters is a reminder of the resilience and adventure I bring to my life and my work. No matter what comes our way on your wedding day, I’ll be there to ensure everything runs smoothly with grace and flexibility.

5. Inclusivity and Respect for All Cultures

I believe that love has no boundaries, and your wedding ceremony should reflect the inclusivity and respect that all relationships deserve. Whether you’re blending cultures, embracing modern love, or honoring unique traditions, I’ll work with you to make sure your ceremony feels inclusive, authentic, and reflective of who you are as a couple.

6. A Friendly and Supportive Partner

From our first conversation to the moment you exchange vows, I’ll be by your side every step of the way. As a celebrant, I pride myself on being approachable, friendly, and fully invested in your happiness. Together, we’ll create a ceremony that’s stress-free and filled with joy, so you can focus on each other and the meaning of the day.

7. Traditional Yet Personalized Touches

While I love Scottish traditions, I also believe in creating ceremonies that feel personal and modern. From traditional elements like Scottish handfasting to Italian influences such as an olive branch exchange, I’ll help you strike the perfect balance between honoring the past and celebrating your future together.

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Why Marry in Scotland?

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The Beauty of Getting Married in Scotland: A Celebration of Love and Tradition

Few places in the world offer such a breathtaking combination of natural beauty, rich history, and timeless romance as Scotland. For couples dreaming of a wedding filled with dramatic landscapes, enchanting castles, and deep cultural roots, Scotland stands out as a perfect destination. Here’s why tying the knot in this captivating country is truly magical:

1. Majestic Landscapes

Scotland is home to some of the most awe-inspiring scenery on earth. From the rolling hills of the Highlands to the tranquil lochs and rugged coastlines, the country’s natural beauty provides a stunning backdrop for your big day. Imagine saying your vows with a backdrop of the misty mountains of Glencoe or exchanging rings on the shores of Loch Ness. The diversity of landscapes ensures that no matter what your dream wedding setting is—whether a windswept cliffside or a lush forest—Scotland has it all.

2. Romantic Castles

Scotland is dotted with magnificent castles, each offering a slice of history and a touch of fairytale romance. Whether it’s the iconic Eilean Donan Castle perched on a small island or the grand halls of Edinburgh Castle overlooking the city, these ancient fortresses provide a unique and dramatic venue. Many of them offer exclusive wedding packages, allowing couples to marry in the same halls that once hosted kings, queens, and nobility. It’s an experience that truly makes you feel like royalty on your special day.

3. Rich Traditions

Scottish weddings are steeped in beautiful traditions, many of which can add a meaningful touch to your ceremony. The ancient ritual of “handfasting,” where the couple’s hands are tied together with ribbons to symbolize their union, is just one of many cultural customs that make a Scottish wedding so special. Add a bagpiper to serenade you as you walk down the aisle, and the unmistakable sound of Scotland will fill the air, blending tradition with the joy of celebration.

4. Flexible Legal Options

Scotland is one of the few countries in the world where you can get married almost anywhere, thanks to its flexible marriage laws. You’re not limited to churches or civil venues—if you dream of a mountain-top ceremony or a quiet wedding by a loch, Scottish law allows it. This freedom means your wedding can be as intimate, adventurous, or as grand as you like. You can exchange vows under the open sky in nature’s cathedral, surrounded by the beauty of Scotland.

5. Welcoming Hospitality

Scots are known for their warmth and hospitality, making any wedding in Scotland feel deeply personal and inviting. From local vendors, wedding planners, and venues, you’ll find people who are eager to help make your day perfect. Whether it’s a small elopement or a large family affair, you’ll be met with enthusiasm, attention to detail, and a genuine love for the celebration of marriage.

6. Weather and Magic

While Scotland may have a reputation for unpredictable weather, many couples embrace the charm of a little Highland rain. In fact, rain on your wedding day is considered good luck! Plus, the ever-changing skies often give way to some of the most stunning light displays—from soft, golden sunsets to vibrant rainbows arcing over ancient castles and lochs. The misty atmosphere adds a touch of magic to the already enchanting surroundings, giving your wedding an ethereal, almost otherworldly feel.

7. Endless Photo Opportunities

For photographers, Scotland is a dream come true. Every corner of the country offers picturesque settings that will make your wedding photos extraordinary. Whether it’s an intimate moment captured on the edge of a cliff, or a playful shot under a stone archway in an old castle, the Scottish scenery will ensure your memories are beautifully preserved in every shot.

8. Honeymoon Heaven

After the wedding, Scotland’s beauty doesn’t stop. The country is the perfect honeymoon destination as well! From exploring the bustling streets of Edinburgh or Glasgow to taking a romantic trip to the Isle of Skye, Scotland has something for every couple. You can hike through ancient forests, visit whisky distilleries, or relax in a cozy cottage by a roaring fire—making your first days as newlyweds an unforgettable experience.

Conclusion

Getting married in Scotland isn’t just about the ceremony—it’s about immersing yourself in a landscape rich in history, natural beauty, and romance. Whether you’re drawn to a grand castle, a serene loch, or a windswept hilltop, Scotland offers an unforgettable wedding experience that’s truly one of a kind. For couples seeking a wedding that feels magical, personal, and deeply rooted in tradition, there’s no place quite like Scotland.

Your Scottish wedding will be more than just a day—it will be an adventure, a celebration, and a story that will be remembered for a lifetime.

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Brown Eyed Boys

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Chapter 1: The Eyes That Found Her

It all started with a pair of dark brown eyes.

Or maybe two?

Rita often wondered how love worked—if it was destiny that led you to a person or a series of near-misses and sliding doors. In the space of a single year, she met two men who would alter the course of her life in ways she couldn’t yet imagine: one with a soft, lilting Scottish accent that made her feel like home, and the other with a fire in his Italian gaze that set her soul alight.

Looking back, she never could decide if it was coincidence or fate that they both walked into her world at the same time. What she knew for certain was that she loved them both, equally but differently, and in a way that would pull her in two directions for the rest of her life.

Now, as she stood in front of the mirror on the morning of her wedding, fingers trembling against the lace of her gown, she felt the weight of her choices, the weight of those two sets of eyes—one looking at her from the past, the other from the future.

But which was which?

The question hung in the air, as uncertain as the steps she was about to take down the aisle.

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What is Love?

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As the sun sets on my romantic dreams!

I still don’t understand what it is!

A bit like electricity?

Love is like a light switch which turns on and, in my case off—I still don’t understand how that works either. Sometimes love lights up your world, other times it shocks the heck out of you, and occasionally it leaves you in the dark, wondering if you paid the bill!

Love is indeed complex, like trying to fold a fitted sheet. We think there’s a “right way” to do it, but let’s be honest—most of us are just rolling it up and hoping it doesn’t unravel at the worst possible moment which is a bit like some relationships.

Yes, familial love is often considered the simplest and most instinctive form of love. It’s like the Wi-Fi of relationships—always there, connecting you whether you like it or not. Sibling love, in particular, is a special kind of chaos. One minute you’re ready to donate a kidney, the next you’re wondering how they’ve managed to annoy you with just their breathing. But that’s love—equal parts devotion and exasperation!

Romantic love is definitely like a roller coaster designed by a mad scientist—thrilling, confusing, sometimes making you scream, and yet, you keep getting back in line. One moment, you’re writing love poems in your head; the next, you’re arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste. It’s wild, unpredictable, and just when you think you’ve got it figured out, it flips upside down. Honestly, understanding romantic love is like trying to read a novel in a language you don’t speak, but you’re too invested to put it down!

Platonic love with men can feel like trying to keep a cat off your keyboard—no matter how many times you explain the boundaries, they keep testing them. It’s that deep connection where you think, “Are we friends?” and then, boom, they’re looking at you like you’re the last piece of pizza on the platonic platter. Love should be all about shared values, trust, and having a laugh—but sometimes, we misread the map and ends up at “Kissville” when you’re just trying to chill in “Pals Town”.

Self-love is definitely the best!

No need for mind games or decoding mixed signals—it’s just you, appreciating yourself like the absolute legend you are. You always know what you want for dinner, how you like your coffee, and let’s be honest, no one gives you a better pep talk than you. It’s the most straightforward relationship you’ll ever have, plus you never have to share the last piece of your saucy orecchiette!

Now that’s true love!

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Tying the Knot?

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Legal or not?

In Scotland, tying the knot, or getting married, is a legal process governed by specific regulations.

The differences between a non-legal and legal wedding are very specific and the ceremony needs to reflect this. As a celebrant I cannot stand in front of guest and an any way ‘pretend’ a wedding is legal if it is not.

To make it legal I need to have the schedule issued by the Registrar of Scotland and the date and venue must be correct. If there are any discrepancies I would phone the Registry office of who issued the schedule and they would decide if the wedding would, or should not go ahead.

These are not decisions we can make because that is Scots law!

Here’s a summary of the key points regarding marriage in Scotland:

Legal Weddings:

  1. Age: Both parties must be at least 16 years old.
  2. Capacity: Both parties must have the mental capacity to understand the nature of the marriage.
  3. Notice of Marriage: Notice must be given to the registrar at least 29 days before the intended date of marriage.
  4. Residency: No residency requirement for marriage, but notice must be given to the registrar in the district where the marriage will take place.
  5. Documentation: Both parties must provide documentation including birth certificates, passports, and, if applicable, divorce or death certificates from previous marriages.
  6. Consent: Both parties must freely consent to the marriage.
  7. Prohibited Degrees of Relationship: Parties cannot be closely related by blood or adoption.

Marriage Certificate

A marriage certificate is issued following the ceremony, confirming the legal status of the marriage.

During the ceremony, both parties must declare that they accept each other as legally married in the presence of the celebrant and two witnesses.

If you have any specific questions about the legalities or processes related to marriage in Scotland, feel free to ask!

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Scottish Wedding

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Hello and let me introduce myself!

I am a Scottish Celebrant based in Glasgow and love meeting people , listening to their stories, writing the ceremony and marrying them!

let me help you write your story!

To get married in Scotland, you typically need to:

  1. Choose a Venue: Select a venue that is approved for marriages, which can include hotels, castles, or even outdoors.
  2. Submit Notice of Marriage: File a notice of marriage at the local registrar’s office. This is a legal requirement and should be done at least 29 days before the wedding.
  3. Provide Necessary Documents: Bring required documents, such as passports, birth certificates, and proof of address, to the registrar.
  4. Witnesses: Have two witnesses present at the ceremony, and they must be at least 16 years old.
  5. Officiant: You can choose a religious or civil ceremony, and an authorized celebrant or registrar will conduct it.
  6. Legal Requirements: Ensure you meet legal requirements, like being at least 16 years old, not being closely related, and not already being married.
  7. Marriage Schedule: Obtain a marriage schedule from the registrar no earlier than 7 days before the wedding. It must be returned after the ceremony for the marriage to be officially recorded.

Always check with the local registrar for the most accurate and up-to-date information.

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Margaret.Mazzone@CHA.scot
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Need a Celebrant?

MM The Celebrant

I am authorised to conduct legal weddings in Scotland!

MMTheCelebrant is a wedding celebrant based out of Glasgow City Centre, serving the greater area of Scotland. Officiant Margaret Mazzone aims to create a bespoke ceremony for every couple, helping to make their big day feel even more meaningful. She loves to bring fun and happiness everywhere she goes and ensures every couple’s ceremony is unique, and their story is told from the heart. Margaret is authorised to conduct legally binding ceremonies in the venue of your choice, anywhere in Scotland.

Services Offered

MMTheCelebrant will work closely with you throughout the planning process to ensure the ceremony script aligns with your vision, telling your story your way. You’re invited to meet with Margaret for a consultation before getting to know her and her style. This can be followed by a ceremony planning meeting, where she will answer any questions you might have.

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