Correct me if I’m wrong?
Women like kissing way more than men?
Coughs and sneezes spread diseases but kissing is good for your health!
Locking lips will boost your happy hormones so, start licking your lips and pucker up because these facts will sent you on a roller coaster ride with a new lust for locking labbre!
In addition to boosting your happy hormones, kissing can reduce your cortisol levels — potentially relieving stress and improving your feelings of self-worth. Researchers found people who were sad or stressed perked right up after a good old snog!
More research is needed and I have volunteered to be part of a new study later this year. Girls got to get it somewhere. This is an ideal way to deal with my deficiency at the moment and I might consider it as a new hobby after the pandemic. I’ve been seriously deprived of any mouth to chops activity for the past couple of years.
A good, old snog is extremely good for your heart and dilates the blood vessels; increasing the flow to other parts of your body. It’s a win win really as you have a rush of hormones, blood, body fluids and your temperature rises. Meaning kissing is good for your heart both metaphorically and physically.
Don’t be mistaken, kisses can be very deceiving, if your lucky enough to get any. I’m much better in a relationship where kissing allowed because I won’t ruin it by talking too much. This is my opinion but if a guy doesn’t want to kiss but wants to have sex there could be a more serious dynamic going on. When this happens maybe we should present a bill at the finishing line for services rendered?
What I love about mouth to mouth fornication is the cocktail of chemicals released making your pleasure centres tingle, igniting feeling of euphoria with a hit of oxytocin and dopamine. Trouble is along with this there usually comes relationship issues and that’s where it becomes tricky!
I do think women like kissing way more than men. In my very limited experience, men go in wetter, with more tongue, which is fine if you are in a long term relationship but, don’t go straight in with this technique. Especially on a first date, just after dinner when either of you might suffer a reflux action and that’s not very pleasant for anyone involved.
Lastly, here’s a tip guys; romantic kissing is the trigger for most women towards sexual arousal and this is the deal breaker for us, So, whether you like it or not, if she’s a keeper, then slurp back your testosterone, loaded, saliva and slap your slightly moist lips on her gently!
Make it last and let that macho hormone drip slowly for longer, lasting, lustful pleasure!
You’re Welcome!
MM The Celebrant 